Monday, July 10

I now know why Europeans hate Americans...

So I used to never get it. Why do they not like us? Well, after a few bottles of wine (shots of vodka, lemon stuff, and whatever else we drank), I now know why. We are obnoxious. We travel to their country of leisure and tear it apart. We get drunk and rowdy and we demonstrate no self control. So you guys don't tip...and now I understand (sort of). When we visit your country you tolerate our crap and guess what? We don't have to tip, so there is nothing to make up for it. Not that we are even, but I know now why you think we are the "stupid Americans." So I guess it is sort of like tit for tat. Today I'll call it a truce, but I'm sure tomorrow will be a different story.


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